Friday, September 26, 2008

Phillie Phanatic Wanted in Bomb Scare

I found this article on Sports Illustrated online and it made me wonder what other baseball mascots might be guilty of crimes.

Mr. Met Murders Wife and Children
Suspect Still At Large

Homer Takes Tom Glavine Hostage
Demands Large Jar of Icy-Hot and Sweaters With Stretchable Necks

Raymond Enjoys Barbecue With Friends
Manta Rays Not Found in Tank

Trial Starts for Swinging Friar's Charges
8 Young Fans Testify Against Him

Wally the Green Monster Suspect in Muppet Serial Rapings
Grover Released

1 comment:

The cup is half full of something I don't like said...


Local mascot mistakenly uses real bazooka in attempt to launch T-shirts into stand.

My wife reads the comments on my blog. I'll be sleeping on the couch when she gets to the volleyball player shorts. It seems like the indoor volley ball players always have dark polyester shorts. At a distance "dark" doesn't really allow for appropriate shadowing to take place (black dresses and black jeans are a completely separate topic). Polyester is not the best form flatterer either. I've been with my wife since 1994 so I'm not allowed to check out the hot pants up close. I've asked. She just said no.