Dream Job #1

Mr. Chairman of Iron Chef: America

Not only does he get to reveal the secret ingredient of the culinary cook-off in dramatic fashion, but his job is essentially over after that and he gets to chill with celeb judges while waiting on the chefs to finish cooking. Then they set a place for him at the end of the judge's table and he gets to try all the foods without worrying about the backlash the judges have to face if they give it a bad rating.

Hmmm... work for 2 minutes and then delight one's tastebuds with cuisine on the cusp of experimentation and ecstasy while chatting it up with guests from all over the country, or sit at a desk for 8 hours a day staring at a computer screen while the mind goes numb with repetition?