To begin, I was out of town at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving. We went to all the cool places: South Beach, Shorty's BBQ, some other place. That is the reason for much of my absence. Now on to the rant.
For some reason, in this state that I live in (Florida), some sort of wet substance falls from the sky on occasion. It can fall heavily, softly, or sideways. Apparently no one else in the state knows what it is either, because when driving their reaction is to simply slam on the brakes and gaze at the sky in wonder and amazement.
"Has the Universe inverted itself and the oceans are on top of the sky now?!"
"Is God finally shedding tears on the failings of humanity?"
No one seems to know how to react to this phenomenon. My first idea is to proceed as normal. Even if something is different, procedures shouldn't alter until you know the current course of action will not work.
When you see a wall of--what do they call it, rain?--when you see a wall of rain ahead of your vehicle and are unsure you can drive safely at or near the speed limit, THEN PULL THE #$*@ OVER AND MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
Same great taste, without the silly sense of entitlement.
Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rain. Show all posts
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Thursday, November 13, 2008
There IS a God...
...and He hates me.
Only in a world with a God could it rain during complete sunshine. And only a God who hates me would make sure that downpour starts when I am in the middle of loading vending machines onto a truck, and stop it immediately after I store and lock up all of the equipment that was getting drenched.
Only in a world with a God could it rain during complete sunshine. And only a God who hates me would make sure that downpour starts when I am in the middle of loading vending machines onto a truck, and stop it immediately after I store and lock up all of the equipment that was getting drenched.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Hurricanes: Pros and Cons
Pro: You can watch more TV.
Con: The only thing on TV is repetitive hurricane coverage.
Pro: School can be canceled if it rains a lot.
Con: It rains a lot.
Pro: They let you realize what a luxury AC in your car can be.
Con: My AC is broken.
Pro: They allow you to spend time with loved ones.
Con: They force you to spend time with loved ones.
Pro: They give ample time for around-the-house chores.
Con: I hate cleaning.
Con: They cause me to become lethargic and overly tired.
Pro: They give people a better appreciation for sunny days.
Con: I live in Florida, so sunny days are just as bad, if not worse.
Con: The only thing on TV is repetitive hurricane coverage.
Pro: School can be canceled if it rains a lot.
Con: It rains a lot.
Pro: They let you realize what a luxury AC in your car can be.
Con: My AC is broken.
Pro: They allow you to spend time with loved ones.
Con: They force you to spend time with loved ones.
Pro: They give ample time for around-the-house chores.
Con: I hate cleaning.
Con: They cause me to become lethargic and overly tired.
Pro: They give people a better appreciation for sunny days.
Con: I live in Florida, so sunny days are just as bad, if not worse.
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