The Gun is Loaded

I've already received the ultimatum from many people.

My best friend says that if he becomes involved in politics, I should kill him.

My cousin said that if he ever ends up like a homeless guy we saw on an episode of Cops, I should kill him.

Others have said something along the lines of "If I ever become a vegetable, I'd rather be dead."

I say that if our next president doesn't have the preservation of our country as his number one priority, I don't think I can live here anymore.

I have a horrible feeling that mine will come to fruition long before everyone else's.